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July 2011 Edition of E-spoons

Posted by Dr Sandy On July - 6 - 2011ADD COMMENTS

The July Edition of E-spoons

Cautions against roasting nuts and issues a

Warning – the E-zine contains traces of nuts

sperm overheating under a laptop

Nuts are heart healthy, but margarine might be a bigger mennis for blacks than whites, causing a lack of membrane synergy in tweedle dum and tweedle dee. Bacteria enjoy roasted nuts but beware of roasting your nuts under the laptop, rather get the boys fired up with a little vitamin D. A buried nut becomes a big wide tree but unfortunately so do we. Don’t throw your hailstones if nuts give you bad mojo, biotechnology is working hard to solve the problem of nut allergies.

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June 2011 Edition of E-spoons

Posted by Dr Sandy On June - 1 - 2011ADD COMMENTS

The June Edition of E-spoons

Warns you to beware ………

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon

fire breathing dragon

A little heat on the dinner plate burns calories and mosquito bellies but heating the room can pile on the pounds. So instead of burning firewood, fire up the heart battery and move those mouth muscles, but be warned, kissing can ignite Alzheimer’s disease and mouth bacteria can break your heart. Be sure to employ a little dragon wisdom but let out the extra heat so you don’t overheat and turn into a fire breathing monster.

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